458 Slang Words For The Male Penis

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PE BibleA man’s dick has a mysterious power and once a teenage boy hits puberty, his raging testosterone level is expected to go up causing frequent morning wood and instant erection on command.

As he gets older, his erection become less frequent and may have trouble maintaining an erection at some point in his life. But for whatever any reasons, his penis still remains his property.

The words like cock, dick, phallus, schlong are just some of the variety of nicknames of a man’s penis. Penis comes from the latin word meaning “tail”.

There are many other names for the penis, and here are the 458 slang words for the male penis names in alphabetical order:

Penis Names
1   Action Jackson
2   Adolph
3   Alabama Black Snake
4   Albino Asparagus
5   Albino Cave Dweller
6   Anaconda
7   Antenna
8   Ares
9   Atomic Turtle
10   Baby-arm
11   Babymaker
12   Bag of tricks
13   Baloney Pony
14   Banana
15   Basalisk
16   Bat and Balls
17   Beaver Basher
18   Bed Snake
19   Beef Bayonet
20   Beef Whistle
21   Beer Can
22   Bell Nn a Pole
23   Big Bird
24   Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
25   Bishop
26   Bishop of Beauvais Pierre Cauchon
27   Bob Dole
28   Bone
29   Bookworm
30   Boomerang
31   Boomstick
32   Braciole
33   Bratwurst
34   Bubba Plump
35   Bulge
36   Burrito
37   Bushwhacker
38   Buster Hymen
39   Bustheva
40   Candle
41   Cane
42   Captain Cave Man
43   Captain Winky
44   Carrot
45   Cave Diver
46   Cave Hunter
47   Chairman Mao
48   Cheney
49   Chicksicle
50   Chief of Staff
51   Choad
52   Chopper
53   Chub
54   Chubby
55   Chubby Funster
56   Cigar
57   Clam Digger
58   Clam Hammer
59   Cobra
60   Cock
61   Cock-a-saurus Rex
62   Cocktapus
63   Corndog
64   Count Schlongula
65   Crafty Butcher
66   Cranny Axe
67   Crotch Cannon
68   Cucumber
69   Cum Gun
70   Cupid’s Arrow
71   Custard Launcher
72   Cyclops
73   Dagger
74   Dangling Diner
75   Dangling participle
76   Darth Vader
77   Deep-V diver
78   Dew Piston
79   Dick
80   Dick Tracey
81   Dickie
82   Ding Dong Mcdork
83   Dingus
84   Dink
85   Dipstick
86   Disco Stick
87   Dog head
88   Dong
89   Donger
90   Donkey Dick
91   Dork
92   Dr. Feelgood
93   Dragon
94   Drill
95   Drumstick
96   Dude Piston
97   Earthworm Jim
98   Easy Rider
99   Eggroll
100   El Presidente
101   Elephant
102   Elevator
103   Elmer the Glue Shooter
104   Energizer Bunny
105   Everlasting Gob Dropper
106   Excalibur
107   Excalibur
108   Fang
109   Fat Albert
110   Ferret
111   Fire hose
112   Fireman
113   Flesh Flute
114   Flesh Tower
115   Floppy Drive
116   Footlong
117   Frank n’ Beans
118   Franken Beans
119   Froto
120   Fuck Puppet
121   Fuck rod
122   Fuck Truck
123   Fudge Packer
124   Fudge Sickle
125   Fun Stick
126   Gearshift
127   George
128   Georgia Kingsnake
129   Get Right
130   Gigi
131   Grabthar’s hammer
132   Groin
133   Gun
134   Hairy Houdini
135   Halfmast
136   Hammer
137   Hanging Chad
138   Happy Harry Hard-on
139   Hard Drive
140   Hardware
141   He Who Must be Obeyed
142   Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
143   Heat-seeking Moisture Missile
144   Heavy D and the Boys
145   Helmet
146   Her weave killer
147   Herman von Longschlongenstein
148   Hog
149   Hollow point
150   Holy Diver
151   Hoover tower
152   Hose
153   Hot dog
154   Hot pocket
155   Hump Lump
156   Hustle Muscle
157   Ice Cream Cone
158   Ivan the Terrible
159   jackhammer
160   jader
161   Jimmy
162   Jimmy Wriggler
163   John
164   John Thomas
165   Johnson
166   Joystick
167   Juice Crew
168   Junk
169   Junk Driver
170   Just-in Beaver
171   Kaptain Kielbasa
172   Katana
173   Kickstand
174   Kielbalsa
175   King Dingaling
176   King Dong
177   King Sebastian
178   Knife
179   Knight
180   Knob
181   Knobgoblin
182   Kraken
183   Krull the Warrior King
184   Lace Front Massacre
185   Lady Godiva’s Horse
186   Lance of Love
187   Lap Lizard
188   Lap Rocket
189   Leaky Hose
190   Lewinski Lunch
191   Lil’ Billy
192   Lil’ Buddy
193   Lil’ Friend
194   Lil’ Stevie
195   Lincoln Log
196   Lingam
197   Little Bob
198   Little Elvis
199   Lizard
200   Lollipop
201   Long Dong Silver
202   Longfellow
203   Longrod Von Hugedong
204   Longshanks
205   Lord Hardwick
206   Love Gun
207   Love Ladel
208   Love Muscle
209   Love Rod
210   Love Shaft
211   Love Stick
212   Luigi
213   Magic Stick
214   Mallet
215   Mandingo
216   Manhood
217   Mast
218   Mayo Shooting Hotdog Gun
219   Meat Constrictor
220   Meat Flute
221   Meat Injection
222   Meat Popsicle
223   Meat Stick
224   Meat Thermometer
225   Member
226   Meter Long King Kong Dong
227   Microphone
228   Middle Stump
229   Mighty Mouse
230   Moby Dick
231   Monkey Wrench
232   Morning Wood
233   Mount Vesuvius
234   Mr. Johnson
235   Mr. Happy
236   Mr. Knish
237   Mr. Long Skin
238   Mr. Rogers
239   Muff Marauder
240   Mushroom Head
241   Mutton
242   My Asian Buddy
243   My Inflatable Poo-jabber
244   My stripper Pole
245   Nail
246   Nebraska State Capitol
247   Netherrod
248   Nookie monster
249   Nuclear missile
250   Octagon
251   Old Boy
252   Old Fellow
253   Old Man
254   One Eyed Monster
255   One-Eyed Snake
256   One-eyed Trouser Trout
257   one-eyed trouser-snake
258   One-eyed Willy
259   One-eyed Wonder Weasel
260   One-eyed Yogurt Slinger
261   Otis Deepthroatis
262   Ouch-maker
263   Pecker
264   Pedro
265   Peepee
266   Percy
267   Peter
268   Philly Cheesesteak
269   Pickle
270   Pied Piper
271   Pig skin bus
272   Pile Driver
273   Pink Oboe
274   Pipe
275   Piss Weasle
276   Pistol Pete
277   Piston
278   Pleasure Pump
279   Plug
280   Pocket Pud
281   Poinswatter
282   Popeye
283   Popsicle
284   Pork Sword
285   Powerdriver
286   Prick
287   Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
288   Private Eye
289   Private Part
290   Pud
291   Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
292   Purple Headed Meat Hammer
293   Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
294   Purple-headed Yogurt Flinger
295   Purple-helmeted Warrior of Love
296   Pyramid
297   Python
298   Python of Love
299   Quiver Bone
300   Ramburglar
301   Remote Control
302   Richard
303   Richard and the Twins
304   Rictus Erectus
305   Rod
306   Rod of pleasure
307   Rooster
308   Roundhead
309   Rumpleforeskin
310   Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
311   Sausage
312   Schlong
313   Schlong Dongadoodle
314   Schmeckel
315   Schmuck
316   Schnitzel
317   Schwanz
318   Schwartz
319   Screw
320   Screwdriver
321   Sebastianic Sword
322   Sergeant Stiffy
323   Sex Pistol
324   Sexy Tube
325   Shaft
326   Short Arm
327   Shween
328   Skin Flute
329   Slut slayer
330   Snake
331   Snickers Bar
332   Sniper Rifle
333   Soldier
334   Spanky
335   Spawn Hammer
336   Sperminator
337   Spitting Cobra
338   Staff
339   Steamin’ Semen Truck
340   Stick
341   Stick Shift
342   Straw
343   Surfboard
344   Swipe
345   Sword
346   Tallywhacker
347   Tan Bannana
348   Tassle
349   Telescope Of Love
350   The assault rifle
351   The Battleship
352   The Big Dipper
353   Big Willie Style
354   The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
355   The Bozack
356   The Colonel
357   The D
358   The Depth Sounder
359   The Destroyer
360   The Dicktator
361   The Female Popsicle
362   The Giving Tree
363   The Goods
364   The Grenade
365   The Ground Squirrel
366   The Hardware
367   The Key
368   The Land Mine
369   The Lawnmower
370   The Leviathan
371   The Lieutenant
372   The Lightsaber
373   The Lincoln Memorial
374   The Machete
375   The Machine
376   The Major
377   The Member
378   The Mongoose
379   The Mustang
380   The Pendulum
381   The Pocket Monster
382   The Pocket Rocket
383   The Seaman
384   The Sequoia
385   The Shotgun
386   The Silver Bullet
387   The Sorting Hat
388   The Stallion
389   The Sticky Grenade
390   The Tank
391   The Titanic
392   The Trombone
393   The Washington Monument
394   The Water Gun
395   The Womenator
396   The Worm
397   Third Leg
398   Thomas Hobbes
399   Thomas the Tank
400   Thor
401   Thrill Drill
402   Thumper
403   Thunderbird 3
404   Thundersword
405   Tinker
406   Todger
407   Tonk
408   Tonsil Tickler
409   Tonsil-tapper
410   Tool
411   Tooter moose
412   Torpedo
413   Toy soldier
414   Tramp killer
415   Tripod
416   Trouser Mower
417   Trouser Snake
418   Trouser Tumor
419   Tubesteak
420   Turtle Head
421   Twig and Berries
422   Twinkie
423   Twix
424   Uncle Reamus
425   Undercover Brother
426   Vaginal Depth Detector
427   Vein
428   Veinous Maximus
429   Vitamin D
430   Vlad the Impaler
431   Wally the One-eyed Wonder Wiener
432   Wand
433   Wang
434   Wang Doodle
435   Wanger
436   Water Hose
437   Weapon of Ass Destruction
438   Wedding Tackle
439   Wee Wee
440   Wee Willy Winkie
441   Weiner
442   Whoopie Stick
443   Wick
444   Wiener
445   Wiener Schnitzel
446   Wienis
447   Willenium
448   Willy
449   Willy Wonka
450   Wing Dang Doodle
451   Winkie
452   Womb Broom
453   Yingyang
454   Yippee Rod
455   Yogurt Gun
456   Zeus
457   Zipper ripper
458   Zuchini

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