Jonah Falcon: The Man With The World’s Largest Penis On Record

Guys, how do you know if you’re well-endowed? Well, when your dick is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. At nine inches flaccid and 13.5 inches at full mast, Jonah Falcon, sparked a security scare at the San Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA) officers spotted his “noticeable package” and thought he was trying to conceal an explosive device.

Jonah Falcon, now 47, the man presumed to have the world’s largest penis was blessed with an enormous manhood.

According to the Huffington Post, John stated:

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

“One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘It’s my dick.

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Interesting Facts About Jonah Falcon

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Jonah Adam Falcon was born July 29, 1970, in Brooklyn, New York to parents Cecilia Cardeli and Joe Falcon. His biological father died shortly after Jonah’s birth.

Jonah Falcon is known for the world’s biggest penis on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect. 

When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, he was already hung at eight-inches. His schoolmates saw his penis, while he changed into a bathroom stall and they were all in awe.

Jonah didn’t have a clue it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have already longer, thicker and heavier than the rest of his classmates’. He confessed that he was able to perform autofellatio (self-sucking) at the age of 10.

Jonah Falcon’s Educational Background

At age twelve, Jonah Falcon enrolled at an East Harlem school. By the seventh grade, Jonah’s penis had grown to 9.5 inches erect. And by age 15, he had reached 10.5 inches erect.

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He was very well known in his neighboorhood. And occasionally some of them begged him to show it to them.

Jonah enrolled at the prestigious Bronx High School of Science and was graduated in 1998.

After he graduated from high school, Falcon enrolled in a state college to study theatre. He aspired to become a famous actor and renowned writer.


Jonah Falcon’s Career Life

Jonah Falcon in a clubWhile in college, he often socializes at nightclubs and occasionally finds a sex partner. For seven years he lived in a promiscuous lifestyle. He accumulated more than 1,500 sex partners mostly women at 25.  And by the time he was 29, he dated more than 3,000 most of whom were females and some males.

He was fond of travelling. He often travels to LA and Europe. When he travels, he stays with friends and his so-called “admirers”. He accepted money for sex, saying:

“I took $500 from a lady on the Upper East Side to pose in my underwear for Polaroids. I’ve been offered $1,000 just to let someone suck it, and I’ll say, ‘Why not?’ It’s really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality.” 

By 26, Falcon found himself empty. In seven years, he had not established a single lasting romantic relationship. His longest romantic relationship, with a woman, lasted a year. Some who know him think he’s straight. Others think he’s gay.

Falcon appeared on several cable television show. He hosted the Talkin’ Yankees on MNN. He was a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show, where they called “It’s Too Big” segment.

He appeared on other shows like The Daily Show, TLC’s documentary series  {strange}SEX,  mockumentary UnHung Hero,  Melrose Place, The Sopranos and Law & Order. Falcon also appeared in the 2001 feature film A Beautiful Mind.

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Jonah Falcon’s Current Life

At 47, Jonah Falcon currently holds the record for the biggest penis at 13.5 inches erect. He can receive oral sex while lying on his stomach, suck himself and able to penetrate his own anus.

His ejaculations, rather than flying eruptions, are events of a massive dribble. He has never been able to insert more than nine of his 13.5 inches inside a woman. Blowjobs hurt because, at this width, teeth are inevitable. Falcon takes between fifteen and thirty minutes to generate a full erection but can perform at half-mast without a woman realizing much difference.

Jonah Falcon is unemployed and living with his mother. He’s been approached several times by porn industries to do porn but he turned them down.

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Jonah Falcon Interesting Facts
Full Name Jonah Adam Falcon
Born July 29, 1970 (age 47) Brooklyn, New York
Nationality American
Education The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Parents Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Known for World's largest penis



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